H E W O R K S H O P
Der letzte Schliff,
or how to become successful in the arts
c o n d u c t e d b y
Paukmeister Patterson and Saint Reverend Jen Miller.
Postgraduates are Ken Okiishi and Nick Mauss.
various field trips and visiting lecturers.
NB! The participation is free of charge.
Classes are Tuesdays at 5pm and Saturdays at 3pm
Excursions, site trips,
the real world:
Visit an "Off Track Betting"
Visit Kostabi world visit Williamsburg.
Visit artists dayjobs.
Visit the Reverend Jen's Lower East Side Troll Museum
Join Mary Sellman, world-renowned docent on
a tour of Chelsea galleries
Show Mary Boone your slides (or, try to show Mary Boone your slides).
Make at least one friend at an art opening (and, show proof of it).
Find a public restroom in Chelsea. Create a completely fake resume.
Bake Sale to raise funds for: scholarship, uniforms...
"How to dress for success in the art world" - featuring
an art star makeover, "Discuss creatively visualizing your
goals", "Take an art student to work" Day, A security guard
discusses their job, Sister Wendy discusses art at the millennium,
"How to Survive a Crappy Day Job" (how to call in sick to work,
etc.), "Cooking for art stars" i.e. making Ramen noodles and
ordering in, "Doo-Doo" the creative genius behind Teletubbies,talks
about creating and marketing a successful TV show.
Reds, Vaudeville, All Rev Jen tapes, Bethlehem Workers Theatre as featured
in EGG, The Cradle Will Rock, Renee Vienet: Can Dialectics Break Bricks,
Dennis Hopper: Last Movie